1 - Envy
2 - Alphonse
3 - Mustang
4 - Hohenhiem
5 -Edward
6 - Wrath
7 - Winry
8 - Armstrong
9 - Hawkeye
10 - Hughes
11 – Barry the Chopper
12 - Falman

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
WrathxBarry
No and Hell no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He’s hot! Hohenheim is hot!
Reeeeally hot!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Falman getting Armstrong pregnant!?
Holy $h!t…..

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Hawkeye? Nope.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alphonse and Wrath.
Maybe. Maybe not. I’ve seen fanart about it. Never been into it.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
EdwardxHawkeye vs. EdwardxHughes
EdxHughes. Just cause

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Winry walking in on Alphonse and Falman having sex?
Probably the same reaction as me.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
MustangxHughes.
……SMUT! xD ---That’s the whole summary.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
EnvyxArmstrong.
Nope.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Winry and Falman.
Durr…..I have no idea….

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I dunno what deflower means but if it’s Envy and Hoheheim it might be interesting.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
-cough- Not that I know of. –cough-

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
AlxEdxHohenhiem.
That sound interesting!

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hughes?
“Isn’t my daughter adorable!?”

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Armstrong.
“Macho man” xD

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
EnvyxWrathxFalman?
I have no idea. Weird stuffers?

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hughes x Alphonse?
“You haven’t had ‘The Talk’ yet have you?” –evil sneer-

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Earlier today……

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Dood. I dunno.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Barry shaggin Hawkeye.
Sober, cause in the manga he loves her xD

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
WinryxMustang.
Mustang tops.

24. “(1)Envy and (7)Winry are in a happy relationship until (9)Hawkeye suddenly runs off with (4)Hohenhiem. (1)Envy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Barry and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Falman, then follows the wise advice of (5)Edward and finds true love with (3)Mustang."

What title would you give this fic?
“Conusing beyond all Hell.”
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
WinryxArmstrong?
-shudder-